Where's Ours???

Where's ours?

Once more I have been asked why. Why do I write gay erotica?

I'm going to divert for a moment.

Lately, no, let me clarify, all my f'in life, I have loved the male body. Sorry. Just do.

I used to be a fan of men's water polo...but, when I watch it now, in 2017? Guess what??? They no longer show under the water. Why? Why don't they? That was the best part.

Men's wrestling? Just watched a match on cable sports. Guess what? They're trying their damnedest to not show the men from the waist down, not show it in so far as now they have managed to suspend the cameras so I feel as if I am watching an aerial view. WHAT?? Come on!!

Keep going?
Men's vs women's sports attire. Men? Long-johns, long pants, long shirts, loose, baggy. Women? Thongs, bras. You know what I'm talking about. Think Olympic volleyball, or gymnastics. For crying out loud, the male swimmers were shown from the naval up on camera. Heaven forbid we see a bulge.
They had no choice in diving, thank f'.

BUT-
WHAT THE???

Sure, whatever.

Oh, here we go. Miss Universe. Really??? Where's ours? No, not the muscle bound stuff. Where's OURS? I want to see fabulous men from all over the world in swimsuits, in suits and ties, GOOD LOOKING MEN. Where's ours?

How about ladies underwear? Do I need to go there too? Victoria Secret. Where's Ours!!! We get a cartoon man?

You get the swimsuit issue. Where's OURS!

Okay, breathe. I thought it was bad in the 80s, the 90s, no, it's worse now. GOD forbid you show a bulge! Wrestling?? the last bastion of man on man straight fun? Nope. No bulges. They reach for it and the camera pans away so quickly I get dizzy.

Why do straight women go to the gay world for sexual stimulation? For men, you silly ducks. Men! Only in the gay arena do we get to see gorgeous men. Not on TV, or rarely....not in the movies, or rarely. When a pretty man actually shows up, there's such a fuss we go insane.

I watched a doc on the Beatles. Saw the hysteria. I have a theory. Sex starved young women. For once, handsome men who sing and are adorable, were on TV, there for them to ogle. Maybe that was some of the reason why they kept screaming. They were in heat. Suppressed from no sign of a hottie male.

Sigh. I hoped in my lifetime I'd see some men in the media I could go...Wow! over. And I do. On Facebook? My daily male? A few of us post gorgeous hunks. We have to. They don't get any other exposure. If I could, I'd start our own male beauty pageant for US. For women.

WHERE'S OURS?
 I suppose it's in our minds, our gay fantasy, our pins or posts. Sadly, that's all we have. Straight women who want to look at adorable men. I suppose we may have to march- to protest.  Kidding.

So, stop asking why I write this stuff. I write it because I'm going through handsome man withdrawals.

Be safe out there, the world is a mess.